Today is the day.
I have successfully reached a full 33 years of maintaining a 100% survival record and general high level of awesomeness.
It was in the 5 o'clock pm hour.
My mother's second baby, first and only time with epidural.
My father was busy investigating a murder and wouldn't make it to the hospital until I was hours old.
They called me Amy.
I have a Gerber baby spoon engraved with the inititals AB.
They changed their minds after months and months.